Apologies dear readers, I have seemed to neglect my blog for quite some time now.  I have been so preoccupied with so many things in my life at the moment that I have not really had the inspiration to write anything new until now.

 I once again failed my Drivers and have been battling to arrange for another test date, since the freakin’ call centre has so many technical problems and other people of sunny South Africa ailments going on.  I honestly feel as it is my last and only resort to go down the illegal way of getting it.

Currently I feel so stuck in my life and they normally say you can personify a person’s life by the vehicle which carries them through.  Well I don’t drive at all and I am beginning to wonder if that is why I feel so stagnated in all areas of my life.  That chariot is no-where to be seen.

Apart from the dormancy of my existence, my vodka binge drinking over the long weekend was the only thing that seemed to be flowing and keeping me happy for the time being.  Had another one of our famous house partys on Friday 16th Youth Day.  It was a blast, the usual crew with all the brew.  Had a mother of a hangover the next day, was Absolute Vodkly paralysed, but nevertheless still managed to crawl out of bed to attend yet another friend’s braai that evening.  Yet again, it ended debaucherously with me waking up with one hell of a bruise and scraped left knee.  I had apparently while leaving the party, tripped over the cobblestones and fell flat on my face!  My other half said I did not even notice a thing, my jeans were fashionably torn, along with fragments of my memory.

Back to the grind and the whole cycle begins again.  The wheel is turning, but the hamster is fucked.  Anywho back to the zoo.