Cool Facts About Vodka

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. (also causes injuries, like cuts and scrapes to knees)

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew (not to mention causes body to lean over bath and vomet, when not reaching toilet bowl in time)

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills the germs. (also causes person to forget to take contact lenses out when retiring to bed, only to wake next morning with contact lense stuck to eyeball!)

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. (causes those little cuts and knicks from not being able to shave properly due to the shakes the morning after)

5.Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. (now this I can relate to)

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. (that is if have not already been done by accidently getting drink all over face)

7. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes. (Now why didnt I think of that, for the ache in my knee)

8. To cure foot odour, wash your feet in vodka ( and smell like an alchy instead)

And Finally:

NEVER DRINK THE STUFF IT’LL KILL YOU!!